PLOT:

A group of collage girls are pledging for a sorority. Their assignment is to spend a night in a scary looking house. Little do they know that thirteen years ago it was a whore house and someone went mad and shot all the whores dead. As the pledges enter the house, they meet up with some horrible ghosts and they start dying one by one.

I don’t know where to even start with this movie but I’ll try. This is one hell of a cheesy movie from start to finish, filled with hilariously horrible dialog and lots off tits everywhere. How can anyone resist a movie about a haunted whore house filled with ghosts of whores? I sure as hell couldn’t.

After the opening flashback we a introduced to a scene that introduces us to the pledges. There is about eight of them and don’t ask me their names, I really can’t remember them to be honest. We get the dorky girl with glasses that seem to take up all her face. All the other girls all seem like the slutty ones. They sit around in a nightclub moaning as one of their member dancing around with boys “Diana Has Three! That’s Just Not Fair” the girls moan.

It’s not long before we find our pledges heading off to the haunted whore house which for good measure has been rigged with traps by sorority boys. It’s not long before our girls fall for horror clichés by splitting up for a scavenger hunt and wonder around the house. Pretty soon spooky shit is going down and our pledges are running for their lives.

This movie is pretty corny but I’ll be damned if it’s not entertaining in it’s own way. The directing is very flat and the effects are laughable and the dialog is hilariously stupid. I love the opening insult where a girl says to a boy “You have no father, you know what that makes you? A PERVERT!” What?! But the line “Eat my shorts tampon breath, I really saw something” really takes the cake. The characters make hilariously stupid moves like escaping the haunted house to and going into their van which doesn’t start, they decide to go back into the haunted house because it will be warmer!

Can any serious thrills be gotten from Blood Sisters? No, the director, Roberta Findlay, just can’t build any suspense at all, I feel she’s be better off making a porno movie. The chase scenes are very flat and the scares fail every time, you can see them coming a mile off. There are many scenes of girls wandering around the house for the first hour. It’s just false alarm after false alarm, there are no deaths to give you any sense of danger. There is no gore, the deaths are dull, we get a hanging (yawn) suffocation (double yawn) strangling (yaawn), some shootings and other dull deaths.

The effects are very lame indeed, they are so laughably bad. Like when the girl is holding a scarf and it’s just yanked out of her hand by a piece of strin… I mean unseen force or my favourite being when a mannequin, erm, I mean a girl is tossed down a flight of stairs! You’d also wonder why this is a haunted house story, by the end of the movie the whole ghost thing seemed not needed and pointless and why are there so many ghosts anyway, only two whores died! Just seems like a cheap trick to get the girls possessed and lead to more nakedness. Oh and don’t get me started on the uselessness of the final girl.

Blood Sisters is great for a laugh but it fails on every single level, it works as a comedy and a soft core porno movie. The bad acting and directing just help this cheese fest along. People seeking serious thrills should stay away but fans of so bad it’s good may get a kick out of this.

COVER ART REVIEW:

I don't know why but I really like this cover art. The tag line is a good one and it shows exactly what the movie is. I don't really know what the horse has to do with anything. It goes to show that you can't beat a drawn cover art.