PLOT:
Someone has escaped from an insane asylum, three years later a teacher is violently murdered at St. Trinians
College. Julie Parker takes over from the dead teacher but pretty soon more people start dying around the
College. Julie decides to investigate the murders.
Dressed To Kill
Her period got a little out of control.
Bloody Cross.
Splatter University is poorly made poorly written and very poorly acted. The characters are not just flat, they are
quite annoying. No one except Julie cares that people are being killed, hell if Julie wasn’t there I’m sure the killer
could of just gone on killing for many years and no one would of cared. When people are killed people everyone
else only wonder if that means their term papers are going to be pushed back.
'Poke my eyes out or watch Splatter University again?'
THE HAIR, THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!
At least Splatter University doesn't skip on the red stuff.
It's Julie, the final girl.
'My career! My career!'
More terror for Julie.
The killers leftovers.
Look at her face, doesn't she look frightened.
'really my cock is THIS big, want to feel?'
'yes little Billy, bend over and drop you're pants!'
When dentists go mad.
I did like the gore effects in Splatter University, pitty more money wasn't also spent on a better script.
Sometimes Alfrid pees red.
Hey! That's not milk!
These gory images kind of make the movie look good but do NOT be fooled!


COVER REVIEW: Region 1 DVD Cover Art


This is a pretty cheesy
cover art but it suits the
movie quite well. As a
slasher cover it's a good
seller, a screaming
cheerleader (there are no
cheerleaders in this movie)
and a psycho with a knife.
It's worth noting the
images on the back of the
DVD cover are not in the
movie.
On the plus side we get some decent gore, slashes necks, stabbings on tits and crotches, a cool slashed up
back and lots of bloody aftermaths. While the acting is mostly bad I did think Francine Forbes did quite well as
the female lead and she's damn sexy, I don’t know if she was a good actress or if everyone else was just awful.
There is quite a bit of unintentional humour as well like when the killer is chasing one girl and holding himself at
the same time. Also some dialog was priceless, I love how the Dean at the University asks Julie “what’s
troubling you lately?“ the day after she found her best friend dead. Then there is the hilarious fashion trends,
quite a sight to see. I enjoyed the ending as well, it was different to most slasher movies, if only it had been apart
of a better movie. Also at about 78 minutes the movie is mercifully short, thankfully they didn’t try to pad it out any
longer.
Overall I really can’t recommend this movie to any one. Sure it has some pluses but far to many bad points. You’
ll get a few laughs out of it but for such a short movie, it mostly just drags on and on. It’s got no real plot and I
really don’t mind basic plots just as long as the movie manages to entertain but for the most part Splatter
University fails even at that.
now THAT'S A pedo prist.
Hear something?
Uncovering some clues.
The directing shows some potential but it’s still doesn’t work. The director tries to give some frights but they
don’t seem to work. The suspense is very much lacking as well, there are about one or two good build ups for
the deaths but the rest are just flat build ups.
The acting isn’t very good, almost everyone stinks the place up. Then there is the awful dialog which doesn’t
really help matters much. The movie can’t decide if it wants to be a comedy or a horror movie, it clumsily goes
from one genre to another. When it’s trying to be a comedy it’s just awful, when it’s trying to be a horror, it’s quite
funny.
Francine looks for a better script.
Someone left the milk out of the fridge.
More bodys are found around campus.
REVIEW:
Splatter University is another mess that somehow got a DVD release. Hello, Just Before Dawn is calling out for
one! Anyway Splatter University is pretty slow and hard to get into. The plot is your basic escaped loon who
knocks off Co Eds left and right.